a very hard erection that doesnt go away for at least 7 hours.

nb: if the erection doesnt go away after 10 hours you should seek medical advise.
last night i had such a kronk over your mum
by LSMISSMJ June 07, 2010
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The ultimate Chad, serves nobody at all. A complete god, will happily rate your cock.
Kronk: “Woah, nice cock.”
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1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.

2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.

3. This being likes to touch furry animals.

4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
by bananababy January 12, 2017
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To define an action in any sense.
Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.
by sK-gANg* February 01, 2018
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TO BE VILLAINIZED; to be subjected to or ambushed by a smear campaign; having one’s integrity challenged; being impeached or discredited by having aspects of your personal life exposed or exploited; describes one who has been subjected to unnecessary public embarrassment, shame, or ridicule; to be labeled or described as a morally bankrupt person. ALSO: describes aspects of a blue collar lifestyle.
Man, that defense witness was kronked!
by Prissycakes June 28, 2011
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