Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Being an expert at whoring

n. Lead singer for the worst band ever formed. Many people who have heard the agony usually slice their penises off and hurl them towards Kroeger not for sympathy, but as a defense mechanism to get him focused on something else as you run off a cliff.

semen addict

A totally gross ass douchebag of a man. Such as Chad Kroeger lead singer of nickleback.

Characteristics include, Thinking you are THE SHIT!