a person that spends his days surfing 4chan and probably smells like he hasn't showered for weeks on end while staying in his room without light for the past couple of weeks.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.