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A teenage boy who doesnt really know whats going on... and if he does, he certainly doesn't show it. Most often attractive, and loves to be naked.
"he wasn;t paying attention, totally pulling a kristos"
by rex kudoz March 30, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A person who is just all around perfect, one who you can always trust and looks great in anything...or in nothing at all. He is the hottest and sexiest guy that has ever lived. He is also the best kisser and is a very intelligent guy.
Girl 1: Man I have the greatest boyfriend in the world.

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Kristo : )

Girl 2: You are incredibly lucky : (
by myke cunt September 29, 2010
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Is a name for a boy that is very successful gets all the girls comes with a big package and is God a like
He is basically the Goat
Girl 1:Wow look at that guy he is so cute
Girl 2:He looks like a Kristos
Girl 1:yeah he probably is
by FurryBoi'sBFF December 24, 2020
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A person who is all around perfect. Everyone loves him, he is the greatest thing after Jesus of course.

Everyone loves him. He has a lot of friends, everyone wants to meet a Kristo in real life. That's a fact.
Oh wow, he is pulling a Kristo
by FASA12313 February 25, 2018
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1- a lord or person of prestige
2- the leader of an invading country
3- one with a grand scheme or ideal
"is that the kristos?"
"my that kristos has a big army"
"always one step ahead, that kristos is"
by dd45 September 07, 2008
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