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Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart
Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look
by jarredD March 04, 2014
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A Krištof family is the most f*uped family you will ever meet. They act really friendly and nice to other people..They hate unwanted guest but still pretend that they are wanted here. They all hate eachother and its best for them to be far away from each other possible.Sometimes they are friendly to eachother but most of the time they arent..
Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"
by RamizPoplava August 28, 2018
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Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.
Kristof is waisted on the flour.
by joskevermeulen October 27, 2013
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