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She likes knitting 🧶
She is very tall and likes Chicken korma. She dates people called Archie, Liam Gabriel and Micheal She is very good at Badmington
She is very tall and likes Chicken korma. She dates people called Archie, Liam Gabriel and Micheal She is very good at Badmington
by Zozyyyy November 04, 2019
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When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.
Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.
Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.
Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.
by shodge March 29, 2007
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A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.
Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.
I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.
I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.
by kkputtana November 20, 2010
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A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.
by Kristina Samuels February 22, 2008
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A lame, boring, lil peep obsessed monster who eats ALL THE CHEESE ITS. FUCKING ALL OF THEM.
FUCK YOU RISSA
FUCK YOU RISSA
by Get down thotianna February 13, 2019
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A person who thinks that they are popular and well liked while in reality this is not true. This person may lie to pretend to fit in, make him/herself better then someone, and/or claim things that are known to be false. He/she will have a bitchy tone to ward off people from questioning her lies and when confronted about them will storm off and talk about you behind your back.
Brittany: "Hey did you see how she stormed off after we asked her if she really had sex with that guy?"
Jessica: "Her abnormally large and disgusting boobs were distracting me but, yeah. She's such a Kristina."
Jessica: "Her abnormally large and disgusting boobs were distracting me but, yeah. She's such a Kristina."
by cherryflavoredsprinkles April 28, 2010