Kristina is a weird bitch with crackhead levels of 749749 and the waffling skills of a fucking kitchen appliance she makes all the convos long and fun but don’t get on her bad side cuz she will spam you with memes.

Also has a dumb ass ex called josh he said GCSEs are too much stress so they broke up but she’s over him but it’s sad cuz he can’t say the same thing. She’s is an amazing person that makes you happy cuz she’s an actual real person with personality unlike other people.
Person1: omg is that Kristina

Person2: yea josh broke her heart but she a bad bitch she don’t care

Person1: true that
by Ōłívàßô October 24, 2019
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The most least sporty person you will ever meet, she never goes out side but play a musical instrument and dose art 🖼 she also has siblings but doesn’t hang with them
Guy 1: Hey baby how you doin
Kristina: move out of my way while I listen to BTS
by ABoredGirlWithAnIphone December 04, 2018
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Kristina is a very funny girl and nice as well, she sleeps a lot, but not cause she's hurting, because she generally enjoys her sleep. she may not answer you for a few days, but that doesn't mean she's hurting or dead. she enjoys her own time. but still will make the effort to talk to her friends and family
Scott; "did you just wake up?"

Kristina; "Yes".
by thisissomewhatajoke January 07, 2021
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The sweetest , most kind hearted , all loving person you’ll ever meet! They’ll help you with all your problems, tell you your rights from your wrongs, and support you and your every goal. When you are sad they’ll find ways to cheer you up and make your day better , when you are bored their uplifting personality will change the mood. Overall Kristina’s are wonderful people to date and befriend !
Omg you’re friends with Kristina! Wow she is such an amazing person !
by 906yekim May 13, 2019
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Kristina is the girl once you meet, you'll never forget, and for a good reason. She's a little blonde; has baby blue eye's, and holds a personality that's not a brick wall. Every time your with her, you'll never be discouraged; such an inviting soul. It's impossible to sum up Kristina in one word; she's so many things at once. She's kind, responsible, inspiring, selfless, talented, idol, nimble and overall just a very admirable person. Kristina's a different type of girl, a different type of woman. And man, if you ever come across a Kristina... And write this down... Do not fuck up.

All though she has a great sense of humour, all though she's a trustworthy person... (Not to mention the height *cough cough*),

You will never want Kristina as an enemy.
Aimsy: "Man, Kristina is such a bitch." (Emphasise "Bitch.")
Colton: "Ha, you can't help but love her though."
Aimsy: "Na I ain't a simp." (Emphasise "Simp.")
Colton: "Sure sure, you do you."
by Mikkaboss July 08, 2021
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Kristina is a synonym for the word "organized" used on the streets in the Netherlands.

Someone could say:
by Master Chygger April 22, 2020
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Kristina are very rude girls. They think they are the best and like to say STOP for no reason. They are big snitches and will go around telling people off. Kristina are friends with people beginning with L. They have very ugly girls who can make you blind. They love to waffles about stuff that are for nerds. The best thing to do is to stay away from them cause the are nonce.
Kristina why are you snitching on me for no reason?
by man like the bro November 25, 2019
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