Gay, Un-smart, abnormally small penis
by Jonny 515 April 29, 2016
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a little prick who plays tooo much starcraft.
aka, no life.
his bestfriend is named irene tooo !
she's cooool
aka, no life.
his bestfriend is named irene tooo !
she's cooool
friend: what are you doing ?
kristian: playing starcraft !
5 hours later
friend: let's go to the malll !
kristian: no im playing starcraft .
kristian: playing starcraft !
5 hours later
friend: let's go to the malll !
kristian: no im playing starcraft .
by someone ! March 31, 2010
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A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.
Guy #1: Kristian is so fine.
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight
by Password lol December 19, 2016
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by jeebybows23 April 02, 2018
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Kristian is A loser
by Ralph Scandal January 15, 2019
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A Kristian is a horrible boy, loves sluts.
Likes to pick fights with random boys out of jealousy and then never carry out with it.
Is half decent until he turns 16 or so.
Loves piercings and has them in odd places.
Loves like he came from the land of Arabian space monkeys.
Overall, he's indecent and not too good looking.
Likes to pick fights with random boys out of jealousy and then never carry out with it.
Is half decent until he turns 16 or so.
Loves piercings and has them in odd places.
Loves like he came from the land of Arabian space monkeys.
Overall, he's indecent and not too good looking.
Steve; "Hey, Kristian said he'd meet me here for a fight today. You seen him?"
Charlie; "Yeah, he's hiding behind that ugly slut over there. I think he's backed down"
Charlie; "Yeah, he's hiding behind that ugly slut over there. I think he's backed down"
by xScenexForxYou October 06, 2010
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he is a king ,strong and a good frenid you can trust him a lot but beware do not annoy him you will regret he will find his revenge they will be silent but awful and more if you hurt him he has a lot of humor and he will do anything to make you happy even if it makes himself look stupid
Kristian is the KING
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