A very stuck up little brat. she enjoys picking fun at Shakil and she likes to brag about many things. She'll say something mean as a joke, and will laugh with you about it. She can be nice, however, she can destroy youre reputation with a single click. DO NOT MESS WITH KRISTIAN
Get out of my face Kristian!
Get out of mine first5.
by sh4k1l April 10, 2019
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Kristiane is a Slovenia gay which means eating drek. She eats Jozicas and Zigas ugly drek. She is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish pussy.
She eats so much drek that Majdic and Kristiane are together.
by Domen Majdic November 08, 2013
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A small cocked dude who smells of ratiators and goes to gaffs to give his mates a wank
‘Kristian s coming,get Ye willys out’.
by Pooyyyy coopply November 11, 2017
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Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
by What the Rat June 04, 2020
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When a girl is riding someone's face and says she's going to cum but pee's in their eye instead whilst laughing maniacally and then actually cumming.
My girl pulled a dirty Kristian on me last night and my eyes still burn
by Kristian B. May 24, 2019
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