Urban Dictionary: Kristen

noun. Kristen is the nicest, sweetest, shy, craziest, smartest, debater and human to exist

"You're such a Kristen!"
"Aww thank youu <3"

by da fish December 16, 2019

A girl who is perfect. and then........
breaks your heart!!
and still you cant stop loving her >.<

Dumbo-Kristen I love you!
Kristen hillier-I love you too
Dumbo- You are everything I could ask for
Kristen hillier-*pulls out a dagger and stabs him in the chest*I know!
Dumbo*crumbling down to the ground* You broke my heart*chocking*literally!

3 months later!
scene: Kristen hillier's bedroom
Kristen hillier: I need some coffee
Dumbo's ghost: I love you
Kristen Hillier: Polar bears have big noses and bananas
Dumbo's ghost: I love you
Kristen hillier: Thanks?

by Tigerfromhell June 04, 2011

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Kristen

A word that is interchangeable with whore. A girl who is an internet whore. She can't get a boyfriend in real life so she flirts with every nerd she sees on the computer and tries to cyber with them. A dirty cuban with many STDs.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you f*ck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell no! I wouldn't touch her, she's a Kristen!

Guy 1: So what happened in your pm convo with that Kristen?
Guy 2: Nothing really just the usual...that stupid bitch wanted cyber with me LOL.

by Lolthatsfunny32 December 27, 2010