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A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
by The Krispy Creamer January 06, 2021
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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after you cum, you wipe it with your hand and smear it all over her/his face and let dry, after you have fun with that you wipe it off but forget to wipe all off it
"What is that on your face?" "Oh this, its just Krispy cream"
by Daniel Nez November 27, 2007
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(noun)

the act of having intercourse while wearing a donut on your penis
Bjorn: Dude I totally Krispy Cream'd her
Jacob: Noice
by Poseidonulysses June 08, 2015
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A blowjob given to a day old pussy juice covered penis.
The girl next door fucked my brains out last night without out a condom, assisting in my completion of a Krispy Cream from my girlfriend the next morning!
by MCTAHOE July 01, 2011
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you put a donut on your dick and make your girl suck on it, once she sucks on the donut, you nut. that's a krispy cream!
Man 1: hey I got donut.
Man 2: are you going to Krispy Cream?
by Water Gooose December 26, 2020
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