a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
by greg persky May 1, 2023
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stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back
this boy is annoying, so call him a kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!
by dnupyomouth February 9, 2022
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Aye bro watch out kris might pipe your mom
by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020
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A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’
Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭
by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022
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