by Geoff March 27, 2003
by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
by themadjackal November 02, 2003
The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
by tylerhgville92 January 31, 2011
You put a Krispy Kreme doughnut over a girl’s asshole, then fuck the doughnut and her asshole at the same time. Your cock will get all glazed, and just as you’re about to cum, she goes ATM and gets a glazed, creme-filled treat.
I KYrispy Kremed my girlfriend last night, and her breath smells better than it would have if I hadn't.
by Buckeye Pilot May 07, 2016
"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"
-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
by A2P June 10, 2006
Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"
Bill: "No"
Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."
Bill: "No"
Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."
by Krispykremefan4life August 08, 2012