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A krek is a wrinkle on the arsehole
It is a profanity that is more severe than cunt; krekking cunt-flap being the most severe insult.
It is a profanity that is more severe than cunt; krekking cunt-flap being the most severe insult.
1: "my arse is really itchy"
2: "did you fully wipe your kreks?"
1: "I can't believe him he's such a cunt"
2: "he's worse than that, he's a krek"
2: "did you fully wipe your kreks?"
1: "I can't believe him he's such a cunt"
2: "he's worse than that, he's a krek"
by BJC96 August 08, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A person who is a newbie at certain mafia-games. The term it often used in these games to describe as 'gay' or a simile to 'homosexual necrophil duck' in other games.
You're such a Krek!
by DrPimpolaious October 22, 2009