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A shortened version of Krav Maga, a highly specialized fighting technique used mainly by military (especially Israeli) and LE.

This is not an "art", it is straight up just how to kill someone as fast as possible
Hey, watch out for Abraham man, he's quiet, but that Jew knows Krav.
by IDF -Sgan Aluf Amzi- May 04, 2009
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Verb - to kick someone in the genitals. This is based on the widely held perception the that first attack in Krav Manga is a groin attack.

It's also believed to be the second and third attack. Few people require a fourth attack of this type.
Kristi kraved the old lady who annoyed her.

Brand was expelled for kraving his entire third grade class.

Aaron got kraved so hard he threw up his spleen.
by Leo 504 December 01, 2009
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the act of putting crabs on a grill.
syona loves to krav late at night when she's lonely.
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stupid fucking russian prick who likes shoving anal beads up his ass and then suckin my dick.
God, you're such a krav.
by Esseff December 15, 2003
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Cannot get laid. Eats a lot of shit, and enjoys the occasional bike ride. Very old soul.
guy 1: Hey look at the boomer!
Guy 2: You mean krav?
by lbronefew May 07, 2020
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