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A Krausom is a Method of removing your undergarments from an uncomfortable crevice in your body while in public. it is accomplished by pretending to stumble over an object that may, or may not, be in the surrounding area and using the leg of your choosing to stop the fall (while simultaneously dislodging the clinging garment) this method is great for social events, especially those involving large amounts of alcohol, and while at the gym.
Person A: oh man that guy just ate **** on that log

Person B: Nah man he just pulled a Krausom
by Dr. Skeptic September 23, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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