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Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.
by Elizabeth May 12, 2003
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.
2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave
2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave
dave: hey man, pass me a beer!
randy: sure here ya go man.
matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!
dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!
randy: sure here ya go man.
matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!
dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!
by andy wirf November 22, 2009