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A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.
Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.
by leo3375 November 09, 2007
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009
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A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me
by Markei December 28, 2005
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A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.
Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?
by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 26, 2007
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An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage
I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid
by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019
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Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.
Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.
by Pinwiz November 08, 2007
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