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1. To fuck someone beyond physical or surgical repair.
2. When 2 or more people jump on eachother's backs and walk around
"Man i KRABMANNED that pussy last night"

"Dude, those people keep krabmanning whenever they see eachother."
by dundanugga May 20, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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