The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian
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A woman beautiful in all regards, phsyically, mentally, psychologically.... highly intelligent, witty, charismatic, with a devilish, enveloping seduction to her. Funny as they come. She is an amazing listener, loves pasta, and has a smile that can brighten the darkest of days. Entrancing dark brown eyes that are easy to get completely lost in. Loves deep, and will be the loyal to the man she has fell in love with.
Theres a girl I'm addicted to like crack! J needs that Kourtney Amber yo! Brah😂
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Kourtney Kardashian is the older sister of Kim Kardashian, and is famous for being on Keeping Up With The Kardashians , a reality show following the Kardashian Klan. She also appeared in Filthily Rich Cattle Drive, a show where spoilt kids are put in the country and have to survive whilst doing challenges ( hilarious ) She has a boyfriend, Scott Dissick, a businessman who is known for his outlandish personality and sharp dressing. He and Kourtney Kardashian have a child together, Mason Dash-Dissick. Kourtney kardashian has also stared in two spin off shows of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York. No-one really knows why all thenames start with K, but it is probably because of the surname beginning with K. Kourtney has two real sisters, Kim Kadashian, a reality star also and businesswoman, Khloe Kardashian, her younger sister, a reality star and socialite. She has one brother, Robert Kardashian, Dancing With the Stars star and reality star. She has three step-sisters, Kendall Jenner, model and reality star and Kylie Jenner.Her mother, Kris Jenner is her manager and her step-dad Bruce Jenner is there to push her! . She is half Armenian and appreciates her roots as she and her sisters have designed a jewelry range for Armenian designers. She and her sisters have also designed Kardashian collection, a quite nice range for budget store Sears.
Wow! There's Kourtney Kardashian! I wanna take a photo!

Guy: Wow, last night i saw Kourtney Kardashian on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and it changed my mind!

Guy 2: How?

Guy: Well they were just so funny!
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Having anal sex, and once the guy has cummed, he proceeds to suck the cum back out.
That crazy bitch wanted me to Kourtney Maneuver her, and it was so sick
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The least interesting to look at ....according to her sister Kim Kardashian.
Look at that hoe...she's a total Kourtney Kardashian !!!
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The name of a girl who is the most amazing person you could ever meet. She is the epitome of beautiful beyond compare. The only thing that trumps her beauty is her personality, she is sooooo kind, loving, caring, funny, and smart. She has flaws but all her good qualities tend to overcome them.
Kourtney H, is the best person i know.
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Looking “everywhere” and not finding what you’re looking for, only to have someone else come and find it in two seconds because you looked so lazily.
Let me take a look. Oh what’s this? You Kourtney looked, didn’t you?
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