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A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.
Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"

I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!

My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.
by bigtitties123 February 04, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A Counter-Strike clan comprised of highly ethical, yet unwaivering administrators. Priding themselves on providing a cuss free and very interesting custom map environment.
207.71.121.23:27015
If you break Kort rules, administrative actions are taken, kort keeps the server n00bless.
by foxxy July 30, 2004
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A group of bitchy ass little faggots that cry about every little thing that doesnt go their way.
Newb: STOP KILLING ME OR ILL SLAY YOU
Man: Stop acting like a kort member
Newb: *SLAY* AHAHA I PWN JOO
by Vert August 13, 2004
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name given to any male who tells you to come to blacktown maccas at 8pm on a certain night
OmGoSh FaGgOt CoMe TO BLaCkToWN mAcCas AnD SaY iT Bro##1##!!
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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