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Kordell is usually really sweet but at the same time can be a huge asshole. very sexy and muscular, really hairy. hes sarcastic alot and makes you feel really dumb and can blame things on you when they dont go his way. hes usually really outgoing, loud and never shy and he knows how to have fun. hes really negative, and gets bored really easily. hes very hard to understand in relationships. hes not afraid to speak his mind even if he comes off as a dick. but over all, Kordell is a one of a kind guy and is an ideal boyfriend.
is that a bigfoot?!?!" "no, thats just Kordell!
by sand paper sally May 28, 2011
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A fat fuck that loves to eat ana play video games. And that will grow up living with his mom
Kordell sucks
by Hehrbjfnfhrnf June 02, 2020
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the sweetest guy that you could ever meet. he’s very athletic and he’s very cute. you will quickly start to like him and once you start liking him it will be hard to stop. he has good grades and comes from a good family. it’s easy for every girl to fall in love with him, you’re just lucky if he loves you back.
person 1- “do you see that kid over there? he’s really cute.”

person 2- “that’s kordell and he’s very cute
by I CANT THINK March 30, 2019
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A person with nothing to look forward to, other then memes he gets to wake up to where he is being roasted.
Damn that meme is messed up... Must be referencing Kordell
by Normisfab December 20, 2016
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