Guaranteed to be one of the funniest people you will ever meet, can cheer you up in an instant, definitely one of the best friends you can ask for. Beware, needs constant pineapple or she turns grey. To give a Korane an instant happiness just play a bit of Whitney Houston and she will reward you with French sweets. Koranes typically have crazy hair and a love of french society, but you are honoured if you know one.
Person: "That girl really makes me laugh, she's like a ray of sunshine"
Person 2: "oh yeah that's Korane!!"
Person 2: "oh yeah that's Korane!!"
by Charlex February 13, 2013
A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.
by tinklemint September 16, 2006
by Follower of Ahura Mazda September 18, 2012
by loca February 07, 2005
Is a ripped off version of The Bible. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago.
They said that Abu Bakr, The Prophet Muhammad 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.
They said that Abu Bakr, The Prophet Muhammad 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.
The Koran, Satan's addition to The Bible.
In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil! lol
In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil! lol
by wisemansaid August 24, 2006