A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.
Make sure you bring enough Koran for your camping trip.
by tinklemint September 16, 2006
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What I call my weed.
I call my weed the Koran because burning that shit will get you stoned.
by Follower of Ahura Mazda September 18, 2012
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Is a ripped off version of The Bible. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago.

They said that Abu Bakr, The Prophet Muhammad 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.

The Koran, Satan's addition to The Bible.

In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil! lol
by wisemansaid August 24, 2006
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The "holy book" to all Islamic peoples. If read, one would find that they want to "slice the fingers and necks of the unbeleivers" and force them into "submission" into the Islamic faith.
A book written by Mohammed (Probably while he was doing drugs) in which if when you die in good faith, you go to heaven to bang 12 year old boys and 12-19 year old virgin girls.
Reading the Koran is Terrorism
by Bobby Spinx August 26, 2005
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A particularly nice brand of toilet paper, often provided free by Saudi Arabians.
Damn, I took a nasty, runny, ham-and-bacon shit and then realized I didn't have any Koran. I'll have to use Charmin until I can get the Saudi embassy to send me some more free koran.
by Nigslayin April 27, 2016
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Koran is a very nice individual. He always stands up for the small guy. He is known for his humor and jokes. Sometimes people misunderstand him because of the stuff he does. But once you get to know him you slowly start to see how he is a good guy. He always keeps it 100 with his friends. And is never fake. If you need a shoulder to cry on Koran is always there.
That guy is such a Koran
Yeah I know he’s so nice once you know him
by GoatMan822 October 17, 2019
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