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A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.
Make sure you bring enough Koran for your camping trip.
by tinklemint September 16, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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What I call my weed.
I call my weed the Koran because burning that shit will get you stoned.
by Follower of Ahura Mazda September 18, 2012
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Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.
Crazy bastards knock down bulidings over this book? what fucking idiots.
by loca February 07, 2005
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Is a ripped off version of The Bible. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago.

They said that Abu Bakr, The Prophet Muhammad 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.

The Koran, Satan's addition to The Bible.

In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil! lol
by wisemansaid August 24, 2006
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A particularly nice brand of toilet paper, often provided free by Saudi Arabians.
Damn, I took a nasty, runny, ham-and-bacon shit and then realized I didn't have any Koran. I'll have to use Charmin until I can get the Saudi embassy to send me some more free koran.
by Nigslayin April 27, 2016
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