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Something really amazing or unbelievable.

A word used to describe some serious levels of awesome.
Did you just see that chick? ... Yeah she was f**ing Koonballistic!!

Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!
by The Real Drift King July 18, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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