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a dumbshit, who thinks he's cool but sadly to his dismay, everyone hates him, though he doesn't realise it. Thinking he's funny, he's cool, he can get girls. Probably will loose his virginity to a hooker.
Konrad : wow, nice rack ;)
Girl : get away you fucking perv!!
by yummah(: May 18, 2010
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a lame loser who everyone hates. likes to touch himself. has no friends.
gosh, that konrad needs to stop stroking his calf, its freakin me out!
by Hannah 123 January 01, 2007
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A creepy 4 foot 14 year old who caries around an overly large yeti lunchbox and is obsessed with rick and morty is very unintellingent
Maleah is a Konrad
by seanmacneillgsoj November 02, 2017
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A man who is madly in love with a lady named Megs. The only imbalance in Konrad’s relationship with Megs is that he loves her much more than she does him.
Wow, that guy is such a Konrad. He loves that girl like nobody’s business!
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He only messes around with grandmas. And has a small peeper.
Wow he just pulled a Konrad with nan
by Donger12 October 22, 2019
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"A person who has a fat chode and gets massive head from his own father that works at a car wash."
"Konrad, you looking kinda sexy. You making me hard (β— β€Ώβ—•)
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by BigDickSteele March 04, 2020
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