Urban Dictionary: Konrad

G.O.A.T

sean is a G.O.A.T he must be a Konrad

by seanmacneillgsoj November 01, 2017

Konrad is a carrot top, he is a weird guy that talks about soccer 24/7. His hair looks kind of weird but we're here for it. For short people call him Bib Master G.

Konrad is a boy

by bibmaster March 18, 2019

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Walking away in disgust with the middle finger held high after cumming then spitting on a girl.

I hooked up with a slut last weekend and pulled a Konrad on her.

by Mr. Buckwheat March 20, 2008

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Konrad has a long juicy shlong. He is the most attractive person ever alive. He smashes every girl you can imagine of and especially the ones you be crushing on.

Ayo, you got a small one loser.

Nah bruv, I'm Konrad.

by Only Facts Out Here June 15, 2020

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A name for someone who enjoys staring at children in the park and probably has a few in his basement.

Guy 1: Oh no it is Konrad!

Guy 2: Come on not again...

Guy 3: Just go Konrad.

Konrad: Damn, well at least I was able to capture two children today.

by YeetedMeat March 26, 2019