Fastest kid in Manhattan.
Girl: "Psst, look it's Konrad Surkont, I wanna **** him."
by Surkonter November 27, 2012
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damn I want to be like konrad but the massive horse cock is too much for me to handle
by shshdhdhdhd November 23, 2021
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Konrad is a carrot top, he is a weird guy that talks about soccer 24/7. His hair looks kind of weird but we're here for it. For short people call him Bib Master G.
Konrad is a boy
by bibmaster March 18, 2019
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A name for someone who enjoys staring at children in the park and probably has a few in his basement.
Guy 1: Oh no it is Konrad!

Guy 2: Come on not again...

Guy 3: Just go Konrad.

Konrad: Damn, well at least I was able to capture two children today.
by YeetedMeat March 26, 2019
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A creepy 4 foot 14 year old who caries around an overly large yeti lunchbox and is obsessed with rick and morty is very unintellingent
Maleah is a Konrad
by seanmacneillgsoj November 2, 2017
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