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A name for someone who enjoys staring at children in the park and probably has a few in his basement.
Guy 1: Oh no it is Konrad!

Guy 2: Come on not again...

Guy 3: Just go Konrad.

Konrad: Damn, well at least I was able to capture two children today.
by YeetedMeat March 26, 2019
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a dumbshit, who thinks he's cool but sadly to his dismay, everyone hates him, though he doesn't realise it. Thinking he's funny, he's cool, he can get girls. Probably will loose his virginity to a hooker.
Konrad : wow, nice rack ;)
Girl : get away you fucking perv!!
by yummah(: May 18, 2010
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a lame loser who everyone hates. likes to touch himself. has no friends.
gosh, that konrad needs to stop stroking his calf, its freakin me out!
by Hannah 123 January 01, 2007
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A creepy 4 foot 14 year old who caries around an overly large yeti lunchbox and is obsessed with rick and morty is very unintellingent
Maleah is a Konrad
by seanmacneillgsoj November 02, 2017
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A man who is madly in love with a lady named Megs. The only imbalance in Konrad’s relationship with Megs is that he loves her much more than she does him.
Wow, that guy is such a Konrad. He loves that girl like nobody’s business!
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