konkie

A word to describe feelings of any sort.

"i was feelin all vexxed and konkie as soon as i got home"

"Omg konnie i so want to konkie u from ur head to ur toes

by VibeKookie December 23, 2006

Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

by EkulTheAntelope February 23, 2020

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 2, 2016

An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.

Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.

by CupCakePants February 7, 2012

In the Bahamas this is the derogatory term for a honky or white guy.

by Todd October 28, 2003

A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.

Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!

by Maxgm4 April 10, 2006