Urban Dictionary: Kong

A gay / homo who likes to have sexual interaction with dolls.

A 'Kong' also likes to sing girly songs and wear mini skirts, usually very ugly.

"Omg, are you doing KONG?!"

"ARE YOU A KONG?!" OMFG LOLZ!"

"Stop being such a Kong.."

"Stop singing.. goddamn Kong."

by CruciaI March 31, 2008

The act of Hating on women because you're a man. A philosophy by Albin.

- Oh you hate women Albin??

- Yeah Köng!

by PEÄr December 30, 2020

synonym for emotional, often meaning sad.

Im feeling really kong atm :(

by softiessssstmmmmm April 03, 2018

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

That one giant monke that is gonna whoop Godzilla's ass

Zillafag: Yo who do you think is gonna win?
Kongchad: Probably Kong man

by Shigekiyo Yangu February 01, 2021