by Original Princess March 08, 2005
On the seventh day god rested......... WRONG, on the seventh day god created Kojo. Kojo is the only man who is allowed to be queen. He is the male equivalent to Jennifer Lopez but way better. He enjoys looking down at the people who are completely inferior and not as beautiful and graceful as him which is everyone.. He hates it when dumb bitches talk shit about him like they even know him. He spends most of his time hanging out with fellow bad bitches Madison Montgomery, Marie Laveau, & Queenie. (all from american horror story) He would rather die than be caught with basic bitches such as princesses Aurora, Snow White, and Ariel. Kojo Is the true source of beauty and if he weren't around everybody would be as basic as Taylor swift.
Person 1: Did you hear that Kojo was elected queen?
Person 2: I'm not surprised, that bad bitch is so beautiful i'm surprised he wasn't elected sooner.
Person 2: I'm not surprised, that bad bitch is so beautiful i'm surprised he wasn't elected sooner.
by Felicia2019 February 09, 2019
A joke killer, someone who doesn't know what the joke is or why it's funny but will laugh at anything and everything on the off chance it is and then will retell it under the false premise of being included in the joke. They are attention whores and are often very loud as to draw attention to themselves. Regardless of where you are, there will always be a kojo.
Person: ...yeah, but you forgot to turn the oven back off.
The Kojo: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Person: Can you tell me what line of thought made you associate what I said with that joke? It doesn't even make sense! Moreover, can you explain to me why you think it's so funny?
The Kojo: Because it is!!
The Kojo: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Person: Can you tell me what line of thought made you associate what I said with that joke? It doesn't even make sense! Moreover, can you explain to me why you think it's so funny?
The Kojo: Because it is!!
by Alphaparticle April 28, 2011
This person from Zeke and Luther whos real name is actually Kornelius Jonesworth. Also: A person with no friends and a very unattractive afro that slaps his own butt thinking it will make him/her some friends. It does not, unless they count another Kojo as a friend.
by kojo123 July 26, 2011
by buakbuak May 19, 2018
Probably the most fascinating species there is. Emmet the kojo was a full time dream chaser before he pursued his passion in being a professional Pokemon. He also works as dejis stunt double and is sometimes mistaken of being that guy from the mosque that’s bare weird and always touches you and pretends he’s talking to someone.
Person: woah who’s that riding that skateboard
Person 2: that my friend is a emmet the kojo
Person : I think I’m in love
Person 2: that my friend is a emmet the kojo
Person : I think I’m in love
by Sbkdixgwvwjsid s 288374922 June 16, 2018
by Vortyn July 01, 2019

