Urban Dictionary: Kohnert

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Man, that guys such a Kohnert

by ERNIE P September 28, 2003

Jul 2 Word of the Day

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

Man, that kids like kohnert. =(

by uK`d1zzle September 08, 2003

QUIT baiting me Kohnert

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

Quit baiting me Kohnert

by bigamus September 09, 2003

by Kohnert September 04, 2003

male homosapien; tends to get drunk often and humiliate himself attempting to rap, coming on to other guys, etc.

Last night on the way home from the bar, Ernst pulled a Kohnert and tried to kiss me.

by HUNTER September 10, 2003