I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.

Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.