A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.
Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"
Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
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by Pyricles January 02, 2018
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
Totally hot black guy with nice eyes and teeth, really smart and attractive too. Great in bed, and gorgeous to the CORE!!!
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by Pyricles August 07, 2018
by Kingston 4231 March 18, 2017
a black child who is always underestimated; usually in height, abilities, or education
2) successful; rises above odds
2) successful; rises above odds
by 24kobeGOAT February 07, 2012
To do the Kofi is to play peacemaker during an argument between friends. Often the person doing the Kofi is drunk and incomprehensible creating confusion and chaos. Doing the Kofi at inappropriate times can result in a loss of teeth.
Kofi
"but out man and stop trying to do the Kofi on us!"
Similar words or phrases include butt in, push your luck, stick your nose in where it doesn't belong, act like a wankpot.
The Boutros Boutros was too much of a mouthful and never gained much popularity.
"but out man and stop trying to do the Kofi on us!"
Similar words or phrases include butt in, push your luck, stick your nose in where it doesn't belong, act like a wankpot.
The Boutros Boutros was too much of a mouthful and never gained much popularity.
by Option D July 18, 2008
when a persons self worth severely exceeds thier abilities. This is usually done in a manner in which the KOFI has no idea they are actually doing anything incorrect, since it makes perfect sense to them.
KOFI can also be used as anything in place of any negative descriptive word.
KOFI can also be used as anything in place of any negative descriptive word.
Man you really KOFI'd that one up.
If you were any more kofi i would have to fire you.
My kofi car battery is kofi dead dangit!
I just had a bad kofi.
That kofi smells, use the bathroom.
That computer is kofi'd up, can you crack the admin password?
If you were any more kofi i would have to fire you.
My kofi car battery is kofi dead dangit!
I just had a bad kofi.
That kofi smells, use the bathroom.
That computer is kofi'd up, can you crack the admin password?
by A Constant Hawk July 31, 2011
May 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

