National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019
by Fat_LordGaben_1Hz_Monitor November 22, 2020
Person 1: Its July 5th!!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!
by Kokobro101 July 2, 2022
YKNOW DAMN WELL SHES SO NICE I LOVE HER SM SHE MADE MY WORLD LIGHT UP I SWEAR she will always be there :)
by milkymilo November 23, 2021
Also known as Fanta, a very good friend and son who I love very much, enjoys ToonTown and Megaman, uses he/she/it/bro pronouns, badass, amazing artist
by Cogfucker4000 June 21, 2022
Koen is your neighbour dad who spoils his kids with expensive clothes. He probably works at a pretty big company and only eats biological foods. He goes out to run and loves chilling in his big garden. He just wants the best for his family but doesnt mind being an absolute asshole to anybody to make sure he achieves what he wants.
Have you seen koen? No, he is hiding behind the big fence in his massive garden. I tought i saw him on my way home but he didnt even notice me, he probably was listening to some financial podcast.
by the consular January 16, 2022