Koeby is my bae and he’s kinda cool, and he has a gf and she’s even cooler, so every girl who hits on him can eat his gf toes, and go sit and die in a hole. anyways, he’s a crunchy f boy, and is really hot, anyways that’s all

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Man who has anyone’s back at anytime and is super wise with his great advice. He is a great friend and if you meet one you need to keep him. Plus he has his MASSIVE monster shlong, that thing is like 9 inches sheeshhh and man he knows how to work it in bed too.