1.
Guy1: Yo dude, I didn't finish my math homework last night. Can you help me with this problem before school?
Guy2: I can try, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night so I'm gonna be in Kodak Black mode all day today.
Guy1: Oh forget it then, I'll just finish it myself.
2.
Teacher: Is there a reason that your research project is not on my desk?
Student: Yes, actually there is. You see, my computer is very old and is running in Kodak Black mode, which made it nearly impossible to finish my project.
Teacher (gives understanding look): Oh, well then, I'll give you a two month extension.
Guy1: Yo dude, I didn't finish my math homework last night. Can you help me with this problem before school?
Guy2: I can try, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night so I'm gonna be in Kodak Black mode all day today.
Guy1: Oh forget it then, I'll just finish it myself.
2.
Teacher: Is there a reason that your research project is not on my desk?
Student: Yes, actually there is. You see, my computer is very old and is running in Kodak Black mode, which made it nearly impossible to finish my project.
Teacher (gives understanding look): Oh, well then, I'll give you a two month extension.
by Icy Wyte June 22, 2018
A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.
Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.
by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008
Dude: Hey i have to take a picture of this
Girl: You have to check for a kodak person
Dude: Please, everyone in this whole town is ugly *snap*
officer: Sir I'm gonna have to take you in for I myself am a kodak person *twinkle in eye flashes*
Girl: You have to check for a kodak person
Dude: Please, everyone in this whole town is ugly *snap*
officer: Sir I'm gonna have to take you in for I myself am a kodak person *twinkle in eye flashes*
by sundie February 19, 2010
by uttam maharjan July 02, 2010
A real ass gang member that can use his gang to beat the shit outa white bitches. And that can eat ass like a cheese cake
by lil squritle June 19, 2017
Someone who is attractive looking in photos yet isn't as attractive as expected in reality. This is caused by the large number of photo editing software for mobile and PC users and are able to modify their own photos to upload on social networks
by nslouka90 November 29, 2014
Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film.
*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family
*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family
John hooks up with Jane who has two kids and *klick* Kodak Family
Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?
Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?
by Unknown.Programmer August 25, 2006