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A Kodai is a small teenager that thinks he is possesed by his own "Darkness". He is often labled as a "Poser" and he complains about life all the time. A Kodai usually has a girlfriend that looks like a man that he's never met before. A Kodai's girlfriend usually lives in Washington state. Kodais usually feel left out which causes them to call people on the phone over and over and over again.
Oh God, it's Kodai! Look away!

Hahaha, that guy's being a Kodai!

Did you see Kodai's girlfriend? She looks like a man! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
by The Kodai Offender September 11, 2007
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An asian piece of shit that’s smart as fuck but looks hella good and is a sneaker head.
What’s ur boyfriends name
Oh it’s kodai

Dam he must be perfect
by 10in peener May 28, 2019
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A kid who takes his parents money and spends it on sneakers, he tries to be a reseller but tends to lose money. He walks around the streets in off white converse and is a self proclaimed “cook god” when in reality he is a “broke boi”.
That Kodai is such a douchebag, look at his shoes.
by Kim jong oon September 05, 2019
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