by braaaap May 17, 2019
by Luan March 02, 2005
A Kobi is known for having incredibly intimate relations with peanut butter. Kobi's are the lowest society has to offer. They don't shower for weeks on end and suffer from ADHD and severe depression. Kobi's also are found hiding in their rooms, surrounded by peanut butter and playing the latest COD. He will also be found knee deep in anime pornography, commonly referred to as hentia. They also are known to love younger women or very distasteful freaks typically named jiovanna. Never meet one. It will ruin your day and your life.
by Gay chicken fucker February 08, 2017
(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.
(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.
(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide
(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****
(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****
(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
person 1- did you see that guy with the big willy and a small titted friend?!
person 2- yeah his name must be kobi
person 2- yeah his name must be kobi
by clammyclamidia December 03, 2017
A super hot and sexy boy who is always there for others. Can make everyone in the room smile. Friendly to everyone, but isn't popular.
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