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A Kobe is a great friend to be around, and is usually very chill. At first they can be shy, but once you get on their good side they can be one of the funniest, most social, and coolest guys you have met. He will have your back through whatever, as long as you have theirs, so don't lose a kobe as they can be one of your best friends, as they mostly look at the bright side, and will put a smile on your face. Kobe's have huge dicks as a male, and are good in bed. They are very charming and good looking, and cute. Especially with their jaw lines and toned body and abs. Although they are handsome, they will only go for the person they care about the most, and think is the best for them and will stay loyal. They know how to put their words the right way to compliment you and make you feel better to give advice no matter who needs it.
by Ispeakrealfacts July 27, 2019
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Kobe Scores 20+ points per game for the lakers... BUT KOBE DONT PASS. oh look.. kobe fades away from baseline... again, and again... and again.
Ball Hog, Rapist, Dont Pass, Team Player... HA kobe.
by Steve, OG April 12, 2006
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A small fetish object that you insert in your rectum. It is usually externally and wirelessly controlled.
It can be maneuvred from the exterior of the subject by adjusting dB/dt across the rectal area.
OMG this kobe really is making you smile upon changes in B-field!
by dooki June 06, 2006
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He's a basketball player...he's too important to be captured!
It's sick the way Kobe's accuser has been tried and convicted in the media and the way the court has leaked info about her and the way the judge is just ignoraing the rape-shield law.
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A man who cares very much bout his girl but he got in the wrong crowd so he doesn't always make right choice, but he got his girl by his side to help guide him and make him feel better #143
Kobe is an amazing guy
by 143fordawin February 22, 2017
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TO have sex with someone without their consent.
The next jogger I see run my aparment is gonna get kobe'd in the bushes.
by jackdaniels April 29, 2004
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Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
by B-ball fan. January 02, 2005
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