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Noun.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
by TheCrimson December 05, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018