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Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.
"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."
by PsychoShane April 03, 2010
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Kobe Bryant is known for many, many, many things, positives and negatives. Let's start with the negatives; He unintentionally forced the only other thing the Lakers had going for them out the door, in Shaq. In doing so, he also forced Phil Jackson out too and Phil wrote a book about how uncoachable Kobe really is. Lastly, and frankly the most negative thing about Kobe, he got away with a rape trial in Colorado. But seriously, the NBA is a bunch of thugs, that could have been anyone.

Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.
"Oh my goodnees, that was a KOBE bryant three!"

"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."

"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"
by MCFLYY March 08, 2007
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1. God reincarnated
Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.
by Cmoneyman May 16, 2006
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the greatest basketball player of all time who has a huge penis which everyone loves.
after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again
by wangzang baby March 05, 2006
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Kobe is 1 of the hottest ball players around
Kobe is described as the best around since 1997
by rah March 20, 2005
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