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Person 1: "Have you heard Kobe Bryant died dude"
Person 2: "This is the worst news of this decade, if not this century"
Person 2: "This is the worst news of this decade, if not this century"
by Rubber sole January 27, 2020
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after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again
by wangzang baby March 05, 2006
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the greatest basketball player of all time, also one of the sexiest and most beautiful men there will ever be. he is simply the best at everything
that boy overthere is playin like kobe bryant, hes already got 100 points in the 1st quarter. kobe would have had more though
by Shake it! March 05, 2006
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The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.
Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.
by 666Radar May 06, 2020