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A sexual term used to describe a homosexual 'spit roast'. It involves two guys penetrating a third male at the same time.
Hey Mark, you wanna put John on the Koams?" "You bet i do George!
by S1ckBr@Hh November 30, 2010
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Kunt of a Man
(Pronounced like foam)

Versatile and almost indecipherable when used in a social setting, this excellent acronym can be used describe one's societally shameful father, oneself when behaving like one's father, or oneself when one eventually becomes like one's father.

Not to be confused a different tool, used for combing twigs out of one's hair after a quickie with Mel in the park.
With his golden locks blowing in the wind, marginally more enviable than a toupèe, the 45th took a swig of disinfectant and proclaimed: "I'm cured!" - what a koam.

Look at T. Jnr in that crowd without a face mask - what a koam.

There goes Jnr. again, grabbing 'em by the cats - behaving just like his old man. What a koam.
by TheGreat881 October 31, 2020
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