A sexual term used to describe a homosexual 'spit roast'. It involves two guys penetrating a third male at the same time.
Hey Mark, you wanna put John on the Koams?" "You bet i do George!
by S1ckBr@Hh November 30, 2010
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Kunt of a Man
(Pronounced like foam)

Versatile and almost indecipherable when used in a social setting, this excellent acronym can be used describe one's societally shameful father, oneself when behaving like one's father, or oneself when one eventually becomes like one's father.

Not to be confused a different tool, used for combing twigs out of one's hair after a quickie with Mel in the park.
With his golden locks blowing in the wind, marginally more enviable than a toupèe, the 45th took a swig of disinfectant and proclaimed: "I'm cured!" - what a koam.

Look at T. Jnr in that crowd without a face mask - what a koam.

There goes Jnr. again, grabbing 'em by the cats - behaving just like his old man. What a koam.
by TheGreat881 October 31, 2020
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