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Performing the art of masturbation whilst showering and finding a pair of seamen based salty sea slugs on your knuckles.
"Jeez Mark you had a long shower this morning, are you sure you weren't rubbing out a couple of knuckle slugs?"
by StrackerZ July 25, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018