"Hey man, you look pasty and round. Anything wrong?"

"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.

"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring

Ms.H said to research our topic and put it in to the big think tank of knowledge.

"Did you know that New Zealand and Ireland are the only two countries without snakes?" Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK) #tbfk

Judges are not allowed to ask questions about textbook knowledge.