we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.

"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

Derek: Nah man she was giving knowledge last night, one of the best of my life.

John: So lucky bro, she looks like she gives good knowledge.

In case of any questions, you can ask the Fountain of knowledge.

You sure we are high enough level to do this dungeon? (group wipes) Fuckin fox knowledge.