A person that loves to be visually and orally stimulated by the sight of a blue waffle.
There goes ol' Knott munchin on that Blue Waffle.
by Keggy October 04, 2011
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Adj. Knotty, Knotter. -
1. An unpleasant or agressive person
2. (Often Offensive, see dick, prat, nob)
You are a total knotter! What a knott! Get the knott away from me.
by The Detective May 25, 2006
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large bundle of people aka orgy galore
rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 ass holes tied in a knott, hooray lizard shit FUCK!!!!! im done
by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
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Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017
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Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
by purrgostine wong December 06, 2011
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The Skin Knott. This untraditional art of foreskin tying was made famous in the early 2000's by London, Ontario native Colin M. To successfully perform a skin knott, take your elongated penis foreskin and simply tie it in a knott. Different knotts and styles may be tied depending on the length of your skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Wow! What a beautiful skin knott you tied... does it hurt?
by Manness August 15, 2011
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