Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.